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25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes

25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes


25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:34 PM PDT

When Joan Rivers had her star-making 1965 appearance on Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show," he told her, "God, you're funny."

Governor's office tweets NSFW photo

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 04:52 PM PDT

Delaware Gov. Jack Markell's office apologized Thursday for a tweet containing a link to a racy photo of a woman wearing what appears to be leather straps around her neck and chest.

Growing a bounty for the hungry

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 02:45 AM PDT

When Chip Paillex started a garden with his 4-year-old daughter in 2002, he never imagined it would change the lives of thousands of people.

FAA: Plane goes down near Jamaica

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:47 PM PDT

The F-15 pilots that had tracked the plane could see a pilot slumped over before the windows frosted, a NORAD official says. The small aircraft went down off Jamaica's northeast coast

NORAD suggests hypoxia to blame

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:03 PM PDT

The pilots aboard an unresponsive plane that flew over the Caribbean Sea on Friday may have been stricken by cerebral hypoxia -- a fancy term for when your brain is deprived of oxygen.

F-15 saw unresponsive crew

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:01 PM PDT

A pilot flying near an unresponsive plane describes what he saw. CNN's Brooke Baldwin has more.

My cancer worse than your cancer?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:54 AM PDT

I remember the day I rang the bell. When you finish radiation treatment at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, there's a bell in the waiting room that you ring three times, and when you do, the entire room erupts with applause. I remember the immediate rush when it was my turn. I felt the euphoric joy of having survived.

ISIS threat to U.S. mostly hype

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:54 AM PDT

ISIS has Americans worried. Two-thirds of those surveyed in a recent Pew Research poll said they consider the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria to be a "major threat" to this country. But are such fears really justified?

Nude pix shouldn't be a problem

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 02:56 PM PDT

"If you want to keep something private, keep it offline."

Is homework bad for kids?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:01 PM PDT

With a new school year starting, homework is front and center in many homes. Parents worry if their kids are completing the assigned work while kids wonder why they have to work when really they prefer to play in the sun.

Joan Rivers autopsy inconclusive

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:02 AM PDT

An autopsy on comedian Joan Rivers has been completed, but more studies will be needed to determine the cause and manner of her death, New York City medical examiner's office spokeswoman Julie Bolcer said Friday.

See the asteroid's path

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 07:55 AM PDT

An asteroid expected to fly near Earth on Sunday was only recently discovered. CNN's Mari Ramos explains.

Missing 4-year-old boy found

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:35 PM PDT

Authorities in Florida are searching for an autistic 4-year-old boy and the man he may be with after the discovery of four dead bodies near the boy's home. "We have grave concerns about him," the sheriff said.

Obama skeptical on Ukraine ceasefire

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:37 PM PDT

Ukraine's government and separatist leaders signed a ceasefire deal Friday following talks in Belarus, Donetsk separatists said, raising hopes of an end to the nearly five-month conflict that has wracked eastern Ukraine.

NATO to create 'spearhead' force

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 06:36 AM PDT

Leaders of NATO member states are expected Friday to focus on figuring out responses to threats posed by Russia's interference in Ukraine and the rise of ISIS in Syria and Iraq.

From Scottish girl to ISIS bride

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 09:45 AM PDT

The 19-year-old gave her father a long hug in their Glasgow home. Four days later, she called to say she was entering Syria.

What does ISIS want?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 08:32 AM PDT

Tom Foreman examines what we don¹t yet know about ISIS.

Ebola patient arrives in Nebraska

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 05:31 AM PDT

Another American doctor infected with the deadly Ebola virus has arrived home for treatment in the United States.

More than 800,000 suicides a year

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:36 AM PDT

Every 40 seconds someone in the world takes their own life, a global tally of more than 800,000 suicides a year, according to a landmark United Nations report.

Custody battle diverts flight

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:19 PM PDT

A Beijing-bound United Airlines flight returned to Washington's Dulles International Airport Thursday evening because of a child custody investigation.

Modern-day 'news poet' dies

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:14 PM PDT

Bruce Morton, a longtime CNN national correspondent, passed away Thursday at his Washington home at the age of 83.

Dead heat in high-stakes Senate race

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 04:32 AM PDT

Rep. Tom Cotton has a 2-point advantage over Democratic Sen. Mark Pryor in a new CNN/ORC International poll of the political knife fight for the U.S. Senate seat in Arkansas.

Never buy chicken fingers again

Posted: 04 Sep 2014 09:47 PM PDT

Store-bought chicken fingers are packed with preservatives. This kid-friendly recipe tastes great and can be made ahead of time.

Boy band guys are now doing this ...

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:31 AM PDT

Nick Carter and Jordan Knight have teamed up for a new pop duo, so CNN's Lisa France explains the power of boy bands.

Hear Rivers joke about own death

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 09:40 AM PDT

In audio captured from her last live stand up performance, hear Joan Rivers joke about her own death.

Why are these two guys fighting?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 07:28 AM PDT

Mercedes has the fastest two cars in Formula One this season but there is just one problem -- there can only be one world champion. And the team's two drivers are threatening to turn the title fight into a bitter battle.

Biggest creature ever on Earth?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:46 AM PDT

Experts estimate that the recently discovered Dreadnoughtus schrani dinosaur measured 85 feet long and weighed about 65 tons.

'I think I've found your pet's problem ... '

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 08:41 AM PDT

They ate WHAT? X-treme animal X-Rays! Jeanne Moos has the year's weirdest pet snacks, from a bra to rubber duckies.

iPhone 6 gonna be too fat?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:38 AM PDT

The week in 30 photos

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 07:15 AM PDT

Would you wear these clothes?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 02:24 AM PDT

Lights, camera, fashion.

FAA tracking unresponsive plane

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:23 AM PDT

The FAA and NORAD are tracking an unresponsive plane that is flying over the Atlantic Ocean. CNN's Rene Marsh has more.

Biggest creature ever on Earth?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 04:39 AM PDT

Experts estimate that the newly unveiled the Dreadnoughtus schrani dinosaur measured out at 85 feet long and weighed about 65 tons.

She said what others were thinking

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:19 AM PDT

The comedian, who died Thursday, was quick-witted, sharp-tongued and unapologetic -- all while breaking barriers.

U.S. KILLS TOP SOMALI MILITANT

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:00 PM PDT

"Removing (Ahmed) Godane from the battlefield is a major symbolic and operational loss to Al-Shabaab," the Pentagon said Friday.

Ruthless leader aimed to extend reach of Al-Shabaab

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:51 AM PDT

He is merciless toward opponents, secretive to the point of being a recluse and a true believer in the cause of global jihad.

What is Al-Shabaab?

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 10:52 AM PDT

U.S. military forces conducted an operation Monday in Somalia against the Al-Shabaab network, Pentagon press secretary Rear Adm. John Kirby said.

ISIS

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 03:39 AM PDT

In November last year, 19-year-old Aqsa Mahmood gave her father, Muzaffar, a long hug goodbye. He remembers, he says, because she looked especially beautiful. He remarked upon it to his wife, saying there was something different about his daughter.

Unresponsive plane

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:54 AM PDT

A Cuban fighter jet Friday was trailing a small aircraft that was unresponsive over the Atlantic Ocean and flying over Cuban airspace, NORAD said.

Al-Shabaab

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:02 AM PDT

Ahmed Godane, the leader of the Somali militant group Al-Shabaab, was killed this week in a U.S. military operation, the Pentagon said Friday.

Joan Rivers

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:01 AM PDT

An autopsy on comedian Joan Rivers has been completed, but more studies will be needed to determine the cause and manner of her death, New York City medical examiner's office spokeswoman Julie Bolcer said Friday.

Suicide

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 12:59 AM PDT

Every 40 seconds someone in the world takes their own life, a global tally of more than 800,000 suicides a year, according to a landmark United Nations report.

Dreadnoughtus

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 04:19 AM PDT

He was a big boy. A very, very big boy.

Chicken fingers

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 11:03 AM PDT

This recipe for Chicken Fingers comes from our new book, The Make-Ahead Cook, which presents eight different strategies that provide solutions for the time-pressed cook who appreciates the ease of make-ahead meals, but demands great taste. Each chapter focuses on a different path in make-ahead cooking, taking into account a variety of needs, budgets, and lifestyles, adding up to what is essentially eight cookbooks in one.

The week in 30 photos

Posted: 05 Sep 2014 03:53 AM PDT

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